All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

It says 'Press any key to continue. Strange, but I can't find the 'Any' key, where on the keyboard is that?

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

The Internet?  Is that thing still around?

I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of 'Uninstall Shield'.

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Difference between a Virus and Windows ? Viruses rarely fail, and Windows often does.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

Jesus saves!  The rest of us better make backups!

Spam will be solved in 2 years.

The problem of viruses is temporary and will be solved in two years.